Funny mistakes

Today is the 2nd day I became chairperson and all the friends who saw me will ask the same question:"When you become chairperson?" Then have to keep saying the same things to different person. Sian, my duties in class getting more and more. 1st and 2nd term: IRP rep. 3rd term: IRP rep + Physics rep. This term: IRP rep + Physics rep + chairperson. Damn nice right XD.

History:
◦"The Magna Carta provided that no free men should be hanged twice for the same offense."
◦"Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head."
◦"Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes."
◦"The system involving barons and lords was called the futile system."
◦"Milton wrote 'Paradise Lost.' Then his wife dies, and he wrote 'Paradise Regained.'"
◦"Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe."
◦"The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died, and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this."
◦"Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead."
◦"Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms."
◦"Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel."
◦"Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English."
◦"Bach died from 1750 to the present."
◦"Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He expired in 1827 and later died for this."
◦"[Napoleon] wanted an heir to inheret his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn't bear him any children."
◦"The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West."
◦"Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years."
◦"Queen Victoria's reclining years and finally the end of her life were exemplatory of a great personality."
◦"Queen Victoria's death was the final event which ended her reign."
◦"Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis."
◦"Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Spices."
◦"It was the painter Donatello's interest in the female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance."
◦"Without Greeks, we wouldn't have history."
◦"One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intollerable."
◦"Homer also wrote The Oddity, in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey."
◦"Actually, Homer was not written by Homer, but by another man of the same name."
◦"In the Olympics Games, Greeks ran races jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java."
◦"The government of Athen was democratic because the people took the law into their own hands."
◦"When they fought the Parisians, the Greeks were outnumbered because the Persians had more men."
◦"Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks."
◦"The Whiskey Rebellion was when some people got smashed and went and rebelled."

Super Dancer Online

I feel like playing this game.

Learn to Fly

Found this game recommended by some random guy who got blisters after playing basketball. LOL. This holiday feels so stressed, got lots of homework and EOY coming soon. Dont think can play much alr, so must enjoy this game now. XD

Play free games at Gamedfree.com
Today went for the prize presentation at NUS for maths festival. Saw 1 guy damn pro. He topped the junior category of SMO and then went to participate in the open category. He got 5th in the open category. Then for international maths olympiad he also took part and won bronze. Dunno how to describe him other than pro.